The Girl Who Loved Slaughter letra

I was trying to go vegetarian, but she spiked my meals with meat
And when I slept she placed real leather shoes upon my feet
I phoned up her father and said "I'd like to marry your daughter"
And he said "are you sure? She's the girl who loves slaughter"

I took her to a safari park, she smuggled in a gun
She said "take a potshot at that wolf, it's a world of fun"
I said I didn't want to, but she frowned and said "you oughta"
And that's when I got scared of the girl who loved slaughter

This story has a happy end, though I feared for my life
I managed to avoid her when she bought a carving knife
I don't know where she is now, but I hope the police caught her
And she's getting the treatment she deserves as a girl who loves slaughter

Lardpony - Letras

• Back Hit
• Catwatching
• Contains Mild Peril
• Down With The Ship
• Face Like An Android
• Flipside
• Hearts & Crafts
• I'm in Love (With a Noxious Gas)
• Memory Man
• My Portable Friend
• Post​-​apocalyptic Love Song
• Robot Son
• Scene But Not Heard
• Secretary Of a Terrorist
• Self-Destruct With Me
• Straight Out Of The Crompton
• Super Bonus
• Sweetness Of The Crab
• Teenwolf
• Temporary Tattoo
• The Girl Who Loved Slaughter
• The Gog
• There Isn't Enough Love In The World
• To The Power of Love
• Trance Anthem
• TV Song
• When The Tape Stops
• Who Loves The Sol?
• Wrong Side Of The Bar
• Yesterday's Technology
• You Vary As a Function Of Time
• You've Got The Antidote
• Zombie Bride